dvdp:

111126

i think i love thisisphotobomb.com #ohmygod

bricks = shat

thefingerfucker:

I’m going to do this

my moms awesome.
Me:  I'm pissed. I go into walmart to exchange a blender, come back out to see XXXXX's car and a bunch of key marks on my window
Mom:  Who is XXXXX? ... Get EVEN
Me:  No one i guess
Mom:  u know what she drives?
Me:  yep.
Mom:  DO IT TO HERS WORSE ... put some oil or sugar in her gas tank
Me:  i cant know for sure she did, it may have been her mom
Mom:  Flatten tires
Me:  her moms psycho
Mom:  I still would
Me:  Lol
Mom:  Fucking bitches
Me:  ikr
Mom:  Where she live I'LL DO IT
Me:  Lol no
Mom:  does Megan [know where she lives?]
Me:  idk. hahaha drop it mom i'll take care of it

thedailywhat:

This Looks Legit of the Day: I think it’s safe to say this is by far the most honest review on Yelp.

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